Monday, January 15, 2007

I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy.

Sorry for my inexcusable lack of posting the last week. I've been taken hostage by a hoard of dancing nuns. They dress me up as a catholic school girl, and force me to play bass, while they dance and sing show tunes. Seriously, Nunsense would be 10 times better if it was actually a stage production of "The Wickerman". Because then it would involve fire, and pegan rituals, and much better music. But then again, would there be room for a song like "What Would Elvis Do?" in the wickerman sound track? I have my doubts.

I wonder if I can perform a lobotomy via self trepanation? Only one way to find out....now where did I leave my cordless drill.....

6 comments:

xoxo said...

My heart goes out to you.

TheBrandon said...

do you get to keep the schoolgirl outfit.

Jeremy K. said...

Cordless drill? Pah!

Back in my day, all we needed was a mallet, an ice pick, and a bottle of whiskey.

Amateurs.

Naomi said...

Brandon, I'm not dignifying that with a responce.

And jeremy, I tored the house apart looking for whiskey and an ice pick, and all I could find was an empty bottle of vodka and power tools. And the times, they are a changing. Sorry old timer.

The New Noise Thriller said...

But... Would you be any different if you had said labotomy?

Oh, and I'm the one who gets to keep the school girl outfit. Ooooooooooooh right.

T.R. said...

I met a purple nun once. She demanded limosines until she died.

 
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