Sorry for my inexcusable lack of posting the last week. I've been taken hostage by a hoard of dancing nuns. They dress me up as a catholic school girl, and force me to play bass, while they dance and sing show tunes. Seriously, Nunsense would be 10 times better if it was actually a stage production of "The Wickerman". Because then it would involve fire, and pegan rituals, and much better music. But then again, would there be room for a song like "What Would Elvis Do?" in the wickerman sound track? I have my doubts.
I wonder if I can perform a lobotomy via self trepanation? Only one way to find out....now where did I leave my cordless drill.....
Monday, January 15, 2007
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My heart goes out to you.
do you get to keep the schoolgirl outfit.
Cordless drill? Pah!
Back in my day, all we needed was a mallet, an ice pick, and a bottle of whiskey.
Amateurs.
Brandon, I'm not dignifying that with a responce.
And jeremy, I tored the house apart looking for whiskey and an ice pick, and all I could find was an empty bottle of vodka and power tools. And the times, they are a changing. Sorry old timer.
But... Would you be any different if you had said labotomy?
Oh, and I'm the one who gets to keep the school girl outfit. Ooooooooooooh right.
I met a purple nun once. She demanded limosines until she died.
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