Monday, November 20, 2006

I have very few emotional attatchments in my life and my car is one of them.

I have a little story to tell you.

Last month, for about two weeks in a row, I had a few run ins with a young man driving an Orange VW Jetta. It would happen like clockwork. I think it was because I would be jamming with Josh, and leave his house at the exact same time every day to make it to College Heights to teach guitar. I'd hit the same busy traffic at the same time. And there'd always be this prick driving really really agressively, trying to loop in and out of traffic, go really fast, and generally just be a douchebag. I'd always wind up around two cars ahead of him, and observe from my rearview mirror as he's trying feebly to get passed everyone.

So, being a responsible driver, I'd pull up beside the first car I could find with a veteran plate, and match speeds with them. Locking this poor fuck behind until the car in the right lane would turn off. This would happen at around the turn off to Superstore, or Costco. The VW would zoom as fast as he could up the hill, racing to the top as fast as he could. So I'd always turn on Davie, cut through Baker, bypass the light, and wind up infront of him again.


This happened at least two or three times. It would unfold exactly the same way everytime. I didn't really think much of it.

Until I was on the boredinpg forums this morning, and I found a link to a Volkswagon Internet Community for PG. I figured, 'hell, I drive a fox, maybe they could help me get a new door for my glove box.' So I took the link, and went to the subforum for Fox's and found this topic.


I nearly started crying. This was not something I wanted to see at 11:30 am after not sleeping for two days. Now, as if finding out some creepy douchebag in College Heights has been stalking me in traffic wasn't bad enough, he had the odacity to say my car was a piece of shit.

Asshole.

But being stupid and curious, I checked out this guy's profile and found a link to his myspace. On it, was this picture:

















I'm going to have to find a different way to drive to College Heights.

7 comments:

xoxo said...

That is creepy. You should join the forum and give him hell. That's just weird. But hey, at least everybody who commented on the thread agrees that you're hot!

As for the sleep deprivation previous post, perhaps drinking coffee at 3:00AM doesn't help? Any caffeine after 2 in the afternoon affects your sleep patterns.

Alycia

T.R. said...

Dude these kinds of things don't happen every day. This is rare and fucking hilarious. I love this. I wish there was a way we could make this even more funny, but I'm not sure that it's possible. You should definitely join that forum though. I can too because of my dub.

Maybe you should start a topic on there that says you stalk a guy in an orange Jetta.

Grace said...

That is as bizzare as you said. Your paranoia and fear of VWs is extremely justified. Dont take any guff from these fucking swine. I say next time you encounter this guy take some action that would make Gordon proud. And send the pictures to everyone.

mitch said...

that is just brilliant, ad naomi you hott! this is post makes me life my ban on you

Jeremy said...

Well, at least now I know what he looks like, so I can talk all big about kickin' his ass if I ever see him. All without the hassle of actually having to do anything.

And just in case he's reading, my isn't really Jeremy.

Paul said...

hahahahahaha, too funny! You must join the forum and be like, so you think I'm good looking?

elizabeth said...

HAHAHA. That is haallaarriiass, but creepy. It's so funny because that Tron guy on there has always been on my msn and he's always had the site name listed there, but I've never heard of it, 'till now.

That is one of the craziest things I've heard.

 
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